Patry Review: Franzi's

Franz's party was a pool party. A cool party. A not too full party. Not quite the one party to rule them all, but close enough. Now that a pathetic attempt at poetry has been made, Franz's party was one if you missed it you probably at least periferally heard about it. To quote Martini: "I missed a *censored adjective* crazy party last night". It was actually his older sister, Corola's Birthday party, but but I doubt many AIS people there knew that. I missed the swimming (how sad), so when I arrived there were alot of wet dripping teenagers, some not wearing shirts wandering around. I arrived sometime long after ten, soaking wet too from wandering around Poetzleinsdorf in the drizzle so I blended in pretty well with the wet dripping types. There was a poker game (i think) going on in the dining room, and some underclassmen were hogging the N64, but Ian swiftly dealt with them. They were so badly served by him in Mario Kart, that by the end of their race Ian was playing them backwards, only looking over his shoulder (kids, don't try this at home). When asked for a statement from the Mario Kart Meister he replied: "what a douche, messing with mario kart master". Might this be a lesson to underclassmen everywhere. Then a drinking game started, which finished the alchohol, but I missed much of that being in the "sober" room (we assume they were sober) being beaten by several people at Mario Kart. I mean the N64 really was where the party should have been, but Franz only had two controlers, which severely distorted the fun levels that could have been achieved. A fight also broke out between a muscle bound senior and... a good hair toting senior. Neither of them were available for questioning, alleging they couldn't remember. An (I asume) expensive table was broken, but it is unclear as to whether or not it was related to the fight. One drinking game invloved five people and having to take a drink everytime you lost a point. Other activities invloved very sober(er) ping pong, hooking up, smoking, very little dancing, singing along to Aretha Franklin, trying to use the bathroom, underclassmen group showers and opening expensive bottle of out-of-bounds alcho. The latter having ended the party for many AISers as it heralded a kicking out of quite a number of them.
On food, I guess it was good, as it was all but gone by the time i got there. Good crowd, not too many seniors went as they were insecure about being around so many non-seniors, but the usual mixture of party goers, with friends of Corola's mixed in. The music was not noticable, the setting very good as it was large and well utalized. Too bad the weather was bad as the yard would have enhanced this. Problems were related to the bathroom, as not everyone felt the need to use them from them to use the toilet. I recall being asked to vacate it so someone could check their hair on one occasion, and on another so that two girls in elenventh grade and a senior guy (all of whom will remain unamed) could get down to... whatever three people would do in the bathroom. People also did these type of things in Franz's bedroom much to the consternation of a worried relative, and in other dark and not-so-dark parts of Franz's house. If you had bladder control problems, this was not the best party for you. Overall Franzy and his help (good things can rarely be achieved without the help of friends) did a decent job, I give it four stars. ****